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Description: A truly festive alignment!

Description: A pointed message from our resident rogue...

Description: This is your brain on JUSTICE.

Description: The original and the best!

Description: Legally distinct and ready to kick some shell!

Description: The Dicey Bastards Crew have a particular ethos...

Description: Those crimes were done by someone else who doesn't wear glasses.

Description: For when you have that magic edge...

Description: We can see right through you...

Description: Its how you play 'em!

Description: From the fantasy clown show of the same name!

Description: Tis the season for rolling badly!

Description: Live that rogue life!

Description: Where nerds go to be nerds!

Description: Sometimes alignment just doesn't match the rolls...

Description: The feel good hit of the summer!

Description: Adorable!

Description: Put your hand in him!

Description: The official tee of the underrated horror classic.

Description: Main quests are for casuals.

Description: Die at your own pace!

Description: Boner Bob's All Purpose Lube!

Description: It's everybody's favorite Jorcerer!

Description: See title.

Description: Sassy fantasy hoes.

Description: The bastards pose for their album cover...

Description: Are you an adventure bro?

Description: Take to the high seas for high adventure whilst high! It's the Salty Bastards!

Description: It's everybody's favorite magic baby sitter, Jorcerer the Sorcerer! Leave him alone with your children!

Description: Sometimes the dice don't go your way...

Description: Be the coolest cow on the quest!

Description: A story of friendship, adventure, and massive cow people!

Description: Featuring the A&D logo on the front and the Nashville 2020 Con Badge on the back!

Description: For when you don't have time for full words.

Description: When 'good' simply doesn't cut it...

Description: Possibly the most dangerous alignment...